I don't know what I'm doing

Apr 24

Did you know the muses in Hercules have names?
Calliope, Thalia
Melpomene, Clio, and Terpsichore. (inspired by x)

Apr 24
wynautneil:

The fear of interacting with other people
we all feel you Chrona 

wynautneil:

The fear of interacting with other people

we all feel you Chrona 

Apr 24
zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

Apr 24

737downoverabooq:

fandomacespook:

Okay yes you got me.

I did indeed start identifying as asexual because I’m on Tumblr.

And you know what.

If I wasn’t on Tumblr, if this website hadn’t taught me that wonderful little word, I would still be identifying as what I did before Tumblr.

Would you like me to tell you what that word was?

Broken.

Apr 24

Perfect.

Apr 24

rapeculturerealities:

jackaljackalope:

mashyumaro:

p0kemina:

shrimpwonder:

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

Harassment is often something the guy doesn’t even notice. A study of from the American Association of University Women found that in more than half the cases, women thought men were harassing them and the men had no idea. ”

THIS IS A PROBLEM, NOT A FACT OF LIFE

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Reblogging to my main blog becase this is very important.

Penelope Truck needs her fucking head examined if she thinks that this is ok to tell someone. 
Like shrimpwonder said, some men don’t know what sexual harassment is and don’t know that they are doing it, how about we educate everybody on sexual assault in any situation rather then telling women “oh he didn’t know, don’t report him and make him feel bad for not knowing he was sexually harassing you.”

Privilege in action, jfc!  This is one of those issues where continually objectifying women is detrimental in ways that aren’t “just” about being sexually objectified.  An object can’t have feelings, only a subject can have feelings and we are taught to see men as subjects and women as objects which means by and large when there’s any empathizing going on it’s going to be with the men not the women because when you empathize you have to consider how someone else is feeling and objects can’t have feelings so why would anyone ever consider how women are feeling?  They’re not people, they’re objects, they don’t have feelings because they can’t! Only men have feelings because they’re the subjects so they’re the ones we can empathize with.  That means that in a situation where man feelings and woman feelings are pitted against each other - like a woman feeling fucking terrible and terrified because she has put up with sexual harassment at her job or a man feeling maybe a little embarrassed or upset over receiving disciplinary action at his job when he didn’t even mean to be harassing in the first place! (wah) - people side with and empathize with the man and don’t even fucking consider how the woman feels at all and women are told to just deal with it because it’s not like their feelings matter to anyone who’s not them anyway.

Apr 24
alicethedragonvalkyrie:

goodgollymsholly:

suukarin:

suukarin:

admiraltatianawolverines:

I DID MATH FOR THIS.
SO I FUCKING CALCULATED WHAT THE ODDS ARE OF DRAWING THE 10 SAME FUCKING CARDS THAT YUGI ALWAYS FUCKING USES (DARK MAGICIAN, LIVING ARROW, THAT FUCKING TRIBBLE CARD + THE MULTIPLIER, MIRROR FORCE, CURSE OF DRAGON, GAIA THE FIERCE KNIGHT, CELTIC WARRIOR, MAGICAL HAT, AND THE STUPID BOX TRICK)
AND FOR ONE GAME (ONE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!) THE ODDS ARE 1 IN 92 279 716 000 000 000.
SO DOING THAT LIKE EIGHT FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW ARE SO ASTRONOMICALLY IMPROBABLE THAT IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED IMPOSSIBLE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CONSIDERED “IMPOSSIBLE” IN YGO?  ASSEMBLING EXODIA.  DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS OF DRAWING EXODIA ARE?
1 in 658 008!!!!!!!
SO IT IS INFINITELY MORE LIKELY TO DRAW ALL FIVE PIECES OF EXODIA ON THE FIRST DRAW THAN IT IS TO DRAW THE CARDS THAT YUGI USES FROM THE FUCKING GET GO ALL THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME
I’M CALLING SHENANIGANS ON THIS BULLHONKY.

Hate to be that guy, but I think your math is a little off, there. Assuming Yugi runs a standard deck of 40 cards (the legal minimum in a YGO tournament), then his odds of drawing those ten cards (in no particular order) is actually(10/40) * (9/39) * (8/38) * (7/37) * (6/36) * (5/35) * (4/34) * (3/33) * (2/32) * (1/31)
Which, when reduced, comes out to only ("only") 1 in 847,660,528!
If you’re calculating the odds of drawing those ten cards out of a sixty card deck (the legal maximum in a YGO tournament), then
(10/60) * (9/59) * (8/58) * (7/57) * (6/56) * (5/55) * (4/54) * (3/53) * (2/52) * (1/51)
Which reduces down to 1 in 75,394,027,566!
Now if we’re calculating drawing the ten cards in a specific order (Dark Magician first, then Kuriboh, then Multiply, etc etc), that’s when the odds get even more unrealistic.
In a 40-card deck, the odds are 1 in 3,075,990,524,006,400.
In a 60-card deck, it’s 1 in 273,589,847,231,500,800.

I forgot to mention that these odds were calculated assuming that Yugi only runs one copy of each card in his deck. If he runs three copies of each one in his deck (unlikely, given the variety we see played in the show/manga), those odds become much more likely. Still nothing terribly realistic, but more likely!

OR OR OR HE BELIEVED IN THE FUCKING HEART OF THE CARDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME 

That or maybe like the other protagonists he never shuffled his deck and he just put the cards he used back on top of his deck.

alicethedragonvalkyrie:

goodgollymsholly:

suukarin:

suukarin:

admiraltatianawolverines:

I DID MATH FOR THIS.

SO I FUCKING CALCULATED WHAT THE ODDS ARE OF DRAWING THE 10 SAME FUCKING CARDS THAT YUGI ALWAYS FUCKING USES (DARK MAGICIAN, LIVING ARROW, THAT FUCKING TRIBBLE CARD + THE MULTIPLIER, MIRROR FORCE, CURSE OF DRAGON, GAIA THE FIERCE KNIGHT, CELTIC WARRIOR, MAGICAL HAT, AND THE STUPID BOX TRICK)

AND FOR ONE GAME (ONE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!) THE ODDS ARE 1 IN 92 279 716 000 000 000.

SO DOING THAT LIKE EIGHT FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW ARE SO ASTRONOMICALLY IMPROBABLE THAT IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED IMPOSSIBLE

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CONSIDERED “IMPOSSIBLE” IN YGO?  ASSEMBLING EXODIA.  DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS OF DRAWING EXODIA ARE?

1 in 658 008!!!!!!!

SO IT IS INFINITELY MORE LIKELY TO DRAW ALL FIVE PIECES OF EXODIA ON THE FIRST DRAW THAN IT IS TO DRAW THE CARDS THAT YUGI USES FROM THE FUCKING GET GO ALL THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME

I’M CALLING SHENANIGANS ON THIS BULLHONKY.

Hate to be that guy, but I think your math is a little off, there. Assuming Yugi runs a standard deck of 40 cards (the legal minimum in a YGO tournament), then his odds of drawing those ten cards (in no particular order) is actually

(10/40) * (9/39) * (8/38) * (7/37) * (6/36) * (5/35) * (4/34) * (3/33) * (2/32) * (1/31)

Which, when reduced, comes out to only ("only") 1 in 847,660,528!

If you’re calculating the odds of drawing those ten cards out of a sixty card deck (the legal maximum in a YGO tournament), then

(10/60) * (9/59) * (8/58) * (7/57) * (6/56) * (5/55) * (4/54) * (3/53) * (2/52) * (1/51)

Which reduces down to 1 in 75,394,027,566!

Now if we’re calculating drawing the ten cards in a specific order (Dark Magician first, then Kuriboh, then Multiply, etc etc), that’s when the odds get even more unrealistic.

In a 40-card deck, the odds are 1 in 3,075,990,524,006,400.

In a 60-card deck, it’s 1 in 273,589,847,231,500,800.

I forgot to mention that these odds were calculated assuming that Yugi only runs one copy of each card in his deck. If he runs three copies of each one in his deck (unlikely, given the variety we see played in the show/manga), those odds become much more likely. Still nothing terribly realistic, but more likely!

OR OR OR HE BELIEVED IN THE FUCKING HEART OF THE CARDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME 

That or maybe like the other protagonists he never shuffled his deck and he just put the cards he used back on top of his deck.

Apr 24
phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

Apr 24
thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

Apr 24

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes